Tuesday 18 January 2011

Darren (Fucking) Bent

If you're not from Sunderland England. Fuck it, if you don't like football (lol, soccer) then you won't know what the fuck's going on. Some shit on this page might bring you up to speed. To summarise, this guy betrayed his fans and lead them to believe he wanted to stay at the club forever. He's a traitor and a backstabber. But before I go on any further, let me make something clear. No he fucking isn't.

A wild Judas appears!

In case you're not familiar with the world of professional footballing, they do this shit to make a living. A very expensive one at that, but a living nonetheless. Who's that retard who took a job that paid less, made him move further away from home, to do exactly the same thing when his original job wasn't threatened in the first place? Oh, that's right! Absolutely no-one.

What's happened is that fans and enemies alike have went fucking batshit crazy over this little bit of news. Branding him a traitor and money hungry bastard. I'm guessing there's a shit ton of racism going on, too. Which actually happened to his mother, by his own fans. Well done.

What everyone seems to forget (that's polite for, "everyone's too retarded to see") is that Sunderland sold him for £18,000,000, potentially rising to £24,000,000. I mean, holy shit. He hasn't necesserily played well this season and the team is getting enough money to build a small army. I call dibs on France.

Something else everyone seems to forget (again, polite for "how did you read this much without getting distracted by your mouse cursor, you fucking spacker?"), is that player's agents rule the football world. Deals are always made behind managers and even players backs, then a ton of bullshit happens making the player feel unwanted and he sees moving as the best option. Oh, and the glorious amounts of money. We can't forget that.

End of the day? He put a small team in the limelight, played well and actually got his departure over with within two days. Compare this to other players who drag this shit out for months. He only did what everyone would fucking do if given the chance.

Oh yeah, some guys win the lottery and retire from work. You bastards.

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